Celebrate your Lust filled walk on the left-hand path with a shirt that proudly states what a horny goat you are. You embrace your Natural sexual nature and encourage others to do the same, casting off the dogmatic relic of sexual repression and guilt, the baseless embrace of generations past.. Those seeking release will surely find you.
• 100% cotton
• Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Boxy fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8″ (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Haiti, or Mexico
• 100% cotton
• Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.0 oz/y² (203.4 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Boxy fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8″ (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Haiti, or Mexico
Size guide
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |